Next stranger you see just ask them “is it all right if I record?” and never start recording

If you put things in the same pocket as your phone I fear you

And I call this a quaint Saturday night

Usually when someone wants to be mean to me they call me pretty boy. Thank you for noticing my beauty through your cloud of anger.

“I want my underage girls hotter on tv”

Getting a handjob inside the five guys

Why is Elon musk always speaking publicly? Be mysterious and cool.

I got one for ya

Ahh to pass out with a lit cigarette in bed and burn my house down, a boy can dream can’t he.

The steak in steak sandwiches needs to be better quality. That is the platform I’m running on in 2028

Do I hang with the very hot and very insane girl or do I choose peace?

I feel like I don’t give big truck energy but I do indeed drive a big truck

Video of what it’s like making it to your gate at jfk

Mine are a form of harassment

Wawa is only good if your life is falling apart

For 12.99 a month you can hear all my thoughts

Extra protein, NEXT

Just picked up Biktarvy I’m feeling good

Whoever invented that hot honey garbage needs to answer for their crimes

I love when people get lip piercing then take them out and are left with the holes