Picture of one rugged individualist standing against the warmth of collectivism on June 5, 1989.

The Emperor is overjoyed to announce the appointment of Marcus Rubius as the Provincial Governor of Venezuela and has decreed six days of games in his honor

Breaking news! It appears the new American Proconsul to Venezuela has just arrived in Caracas….

OMG Denmark, shut up already. It’s not like you’re going to miss Greenland. Hell, it’s not even that green.

Looks like George didn’t believe enough in his post to welcome a response.

Over the last week, the American military reminded the world that they are the true global apex predator. Especially when not restrained. Many folks aren’t coping well with this reminder. By that I mean democrats, parts of the EU, Russia, and China. Fascinating start to a new

Alright everyone. What’s your over/under on when we start attacking the Iranian military?

Fun fact: Whenever some bot account tries to convince me they’re American, I always look at the backgrounds in their pics. Wall outlets can really give you solid clues about where someone is from.

Canada seems to be rather mad after losing a hockey match. That’s what they call it, right? Anyway, let’s see what’s going on in the NBA.

I HEREBY CLAIM A CANUCK SCALP FOR AMERICA AND OUR GOD EMPEROR TRUMP (First of his line)!!!!

Wife wanted me to acknowledge the cute bow in her hair while I monitor the situation in Iran. A man’s life is always full of competing interests.

The wife is now monitoring the situation as well. Excellent. Now I can take a bathroom break.

My feed has been overrun by Persian baddies, Persian war commenters, fake Persian “I’m updating you live from Tehran through my weak Starlink connection” accounts, and Donald Trump memebots. I have given up any hope of regaining control this week.

All the current conflicts, in a nutshell.

Current mood:

How I’d like to think Chuck Norris departed this life on his way to make Delta Force 4: Heaven’s Wrath. Godspeed Chuck. You are the legend we never deserved 🫡

Holy crap. The movie “War Machine” is impressive. Not for it’s less than realistic depiction of Ranger school but for the awesome action scenes. Just an easy military sci-fi thriller to lose yourself in for 2 hours.

When exactly did Japan take over my timeline? It just exploded out of nowhere. I like Japan and all, but what an odd turn of events.

Ok, so it looks like I need to make some Japanese friends. To help with the introduction: I like guns, sci-fi, the great outdoors, and sh*t talking idiots until they rage quit me on X. I also like BBQ, sushi, and American fast food. Any interested potential Japanese friends?