Welp

Nvm we so back

Guess not? I’m back under 400. Happy birthday me I guess

I don’t actually care about my follower count lmao I’m ok

All I want for my birthday is a big booty person to slap me and degrade me and call me a slut and make me their fart filter. That’s totally not too much to ask.

Plz come bully me in dms for my bdayyy? 🥺

Bday toot :3

Fuck I am touch starved

Liking fart rp accounts of clearly underage characters is bad actually Too many of y’all follow a certain account 🙄

If you’ve been unfollowed it’s because you follow this account. I don’t care who you are, characters like Ness who are so obviously underage should not have this kind of content. Seek help.

To the 7k follower account that I’m not naming that chose to just unfollow me rather than admit to fault, good riddance. 🥱

Last post I’m making about this, if you’re into this shit whatsoever please block me, unfollow me, whatever. I don’t care. You’re not welcome here.

Can’t stop farting and the people I’m hanging out with rn are starting to notice the smell fuuuuuck

For the longest time I could figure out what gave me gas and the things that did give me gas were inconsistent. I think I finally cracked it and I hope to record again soon :3

More people I liked following this shit,

Spicy ramen and literally any kind of meat does it. Especially cold subs for some reason

My friend’s mom is complaining about how she “has bad gas” and that she’s been “ripping straight sulfur all night” (can confirm it fucking reeks) and I’m sitting here trying to be normal about it?????

I still don’t know what the fuck just happened I feel like I’m dreaming?? There’s no way in a million years that should’ve ever happened

Reminder that I use she her pronouns and would like to not be called anything masculine whatsoever. This isn’t a specific callout, it’s just been happening a lot recently.