Im a bit disappointed to not be getting regular updates from vegas #jomobachelorparty

What year did Mitchell get an electric zamboni?

I was really looking forward to that case of Blue Light today. Guess somebody needed it more than me.

Hey CNN Breaking News. Tell him to back up when the cops say to back up. #easypeasy

Kiss your wives and hug your kids. The end is near. CNN Headquarters has been vandalized.

Popcorns popped, settling in for another night of "Mericans gone wild"

Fresh load of mowers just dropped off at McCool's lawn service. Big Sunday.#gonnaneedmoretrees.

I love the Leafs and a good scrap. Don't like that Perry had to fight, but appreciate that he did. Go Leafs Go.

I don't like letting Justin Bieber pick donuts, let alone Leaf jerseys. Why Kyle?

Anyone check Ted Rogers grave? I'm sure he has rolled over when we can't watch a Jay's pennant race on his channels.

That kid just lied to Erin Andrews and America. #yourglovewasoverthewall

Well poop. I really thought we had that game. There's always next year. #cometogether?

Say what you want about the post office but at least when the advocate came in the mail it was on Wednesday #fridayreading #oldmanproblems

HAWKS ALUMNI TEAM ANNOUNCED - This is the Hawks Alumni Team that will face the Toronto Ma tinyurl.com/hmlt356

Want to join us in Foxborough for the AFC Championship Game? Retweet for your chance to win on #VictoryMonday.

New Drink Special - The Ovechkin! #WhiteRussianNoCup

Really enjoying Metallica with 50000+ of my closest friends #worldwireredtour

Does anybody else want to punch the CNN meteorologist? We aren't all idiots.#Irmacane