Brokeback Mountain but with ice fishing houses.

Can you figure out the solution???

Maybe this will help West Coast ppl understand better: Malibu is to Hawaii as Minneapolis is to Indiana.

When I adopt another dog the main thing I’m hoping for is one whose tail covers up his butthole most of the time.

If I don’t ask you how your parents are doing it’s only bc I already know bc we are friends on FB.

I hate the word "myriad".

Me today: Oh no I am feeling like … pressure and tightness in my chest. Am I having anxiety or a heart attack? Me to myself: Um you put on a bra for the first time in two years.

Can I offer just one condolence or is that stingy?

I said I was going to and I did it. I finally adopted a dog whose fur hides his butthole.

I chewed up an absolutely foul tasting beetle that was in my raspberries and now I can’t even look at a beetle without gagging.

I watched this sweet girl for a little while while her mom was in the hosp. Feel free to ask me about her! Then adopt her from MACC petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=M…

Brought someone to the ER at Fairview today for a mental health emergency and I tried so hard not to react when he said “Hi I am Dr. Trigger”

There was a man walking his dog and playing acoustic guitar at the same time today and his joy annoyed me. I had to see him twice.