I was so worried about being cancelled, but then I remembered that being cancelled is the same as having haters, and having haters is the same as being right. So I'm actually really stoked you brought up the way I call poor people who inconvenience me "ebeggars."

Above all I believe in political nuance. Also some people said some mean things about me and so I'm cancelled :( leftists so mean

me, a principled leftist, when leftism is not in vogue: leftism is good me, a principled leftist, when co-optations of leftism appear in popular culture: oh no, leftism is bad

I love to invent a thought police to oppress me when I feel bad, and I love to pretend to transcend those self-same thought police when I need a pick-me-up. But isn't it selfish that I keep this to myself? So I went and wrote a novel about it

if you swallow gum you're dead to me

SHE GOES TO NEW YORK AND TRIES TO BUY A HOT DOG WITH 550 YEN, AND THE GUY'S LIKE "WE DON'T ACCEPT THAT MONEY HERE" AND THEN SHE DOES IT AGAIN AND DOESN'T JUST GIVE HER THE HOT DOG? BANNED FROM ALL SHOWS EVER THAT GUY

i think this was decently accurate

"everyone in the world is killing me and i can't do anything about it" is neither a politic nor an analysis

Write to incarcerated forest defenders! It's easy and means a lot to them.

stop turning into a puppy. right in fucking front of me??? i did NOT consent to you being a puppy

YOU REALLY PUT THE NARC IN NARCISSIST BACK THERE MAN

just put on "War On Christmas" by Ramshackle Glory. it's 101 seconds, barely any time at all. but you get three hooks and two verses for your money. that's a great deal, especially if you didn't pay for it!