Ramen noodle express Texas -2.5 SMU -2.5 SMU under 55.5

Surfing through a sea of absolutely moronic takes on the feed today and remembering these are the same people that bet 10:1 on Mike Tyson over Jake Paul

0-3 to wrap the season. Lol

Rivalry Week Ramen Noodle Express Record: 6-6 Utah +9.5 vs UCF ✅ 12p OSU -20.5 vs Michigan ❌ 12p WVU +3.5 vs TT ❌ 12p Wake +4.5 vs Duke❌ 3p BC -3.5 vs Pitt ✅ 330p USC +7.5 vs ND❌ 330p Rutgers +1.5 @ MSU✅ 330p Arkansas +3.5 @ Mizzou ❌ 330p NC state +3.5 @ UNC✅ 4p

Guys. I promise Josh Pate did not conspire with Fanduel to go 69-78. Sportsbooks are money printing machines, but they aren't crystal balls. They don't know the future any better than Pate does. There is no mass conspiracy to give you slightly losing picks lol. In a

Good thing we expanded the playoffs!

6-6 Oklahoma would have been Indiana’s best win, per SP+ and FPI. All six OU losses were much better teams than anyone IU beat. OU had three wins (Alabama, Tulane, and Auburn) better than IU’s best win. We called OU a “terrible” loss for Bama but they might be better than IU.

Anyone who believed a Cinderella could ever exist in College Football was ignoring reality

3 loss Bama or South Carolina/ole miss (really the last two) WAS the shot at a Cinderella story this season

This kicks ass

Need a book offering lines on Jalen Milroe’s draft spot O/U. What we got fellas? Free alpha he’s going in the 1st. Ignore the noise, NFL teams draft on ceiling not floor, and he got one of 10 invites to the draft event. I say this as some1 who doubts he’ll succeed. I ❤️ value