My name is Chyna and I’m fat

i like noods-

What is with Seth macfarlane and just knowing these things

i get excited for home appliances😭. i’ve accepted auntie status.

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"can you turn the fan off"

this right here is a ALL TIMER for me 😭

So #they do this globally.

just bc they were the spawn of Satan in my story, doesn’t negate they were a heaven send in yours. duality-

now why am i in it? nicki minaj is no longer allowed on the bus #bye

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

Technology doesn't replace humans --it replaces human error.

This hardddd

WHICH HALF YOU WANT, TINA SNOW ?