Out in pubby for my hoosis birfday. There may be some gammon coming. The things I do to please my hoos *rolls eyes*

I made friends with some coos. I was nice and gentle and non barky with them and they popped to say hi. Moo.

Love the cool Spring grass!!!

Pals, pals, if you're a fan of Doctor Who, they were sat in my park in last night's episode!

I caused my hoos a bit of grief recently getting a groom done. Don't like them. Nope. Nadda. But 3rd time lucky. Lookin gooooood. (Well, less like a sheep anyway!)

My gotcha anniversary day today! Going to celebrate with a big bark in the garden, then a pork pie 'cake' with my hoosis later on.

Lady and the tramp. (My daddy and me sharing a sausage roll)

True. Sent them a few terse pee-mails though. #dogsatpollingstations

Just had a lovely holiday in Cornwooly with my fam, luckily before it got too hot for delicate paws. I loves beaches, and land sharking, and beer gardens. I love spending time my family too ❤️

Had a lovely break away although no rest for a Ralph on lookout duty. The size of those squizzers!!! Was paid a salary through many pub lunches, one voted Wales's most dog friendly pub. The ham was delicious!

When all the family are getting their cinnamon bum fixes.

Love it down west (Wales). Although I did get scaredy of some sheep. Hoomum mumbling something about a city dog..

Wait up hoosis and fwend.

I love the girl's school holidays. Long morning walks with Scott Clifford and youngest hoosis and a bacon sarnie.

Sending for some helpz plz palz BeMoreBob #bobagainstbaths #ralphagainstbaths

Mum is in a place called hospitally but its OK, I'm told they don't shove a thermommythingy up her bum. I'm in charge of the remaining hoos, God help us all!

Been to the vettyhairywoman for a check up. Had alot of things done to my bum that we shall not talk about and she noticed a bit of a click in my one hip. But I was a very brave boy with a promise of pate to help me swallow my meds. Nom.