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ralph bennett

@ralphbennett4

writer, musician, satirist, sage

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calendar_today31-07-2012 01:14:52

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Epstein 2026. Why are people so quick to assume every person attending just another socialite party is equally involved in the deepest darkest depravity? It's because you get off on whatever disgusting fantasy you pretend so vigorously appalls you. You're as sick as they are.

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Back in the 1980's Cesar Chavez initiated his No Grapes! campaign. Should have been No R#pes! but Californians had already been guilt-tripping themselves into oblivion before Newsom bought his first comb. JD Vance Daily Wire The Adam Carolla Show Matt Walsh Joe Rogan

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Iran needs to calm down with the elaborate names if they (stupidly) continue. The Supreme Whatever, The Anti Protest Enforcer, The Tums for the Tummy, etc. Instead maybe just "Brent Over There In That Kabob Shop" or "Ted The Crafty Maker of Annoyance!" or just how about "Guss"?

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Hey y'all, stop hatin' on Druski, who slapped on white face to impersonate white women! Please realize the positive cultural affect this has on young Drew, who actually just tipped a Denny's waitress, stopped talking with his mouth full and even bought bath soap for once. 😎

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Back in the day, Bruce Springsteen's newly divorced ex Julianne Phillips and I flirted a little bit and made fun of Bruce a little bit when I worked at Tower Records in Hollywood. It was great to be The Boss! For a little bit.

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Angine De Poitrine!! Suck. A droning sweaty fever dream after your 24th booster shot. Less imaginative than Primus who also suck. A reaction to AI, really? Every middle-aged dullard on YouTube is now the very hipster they rage about. "New" is not enough. I need substance.

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Aw heck, allow me to be the first to speculate Kelly Osbourne is dating a chick. Nothing wrong, just be happy! However it is rather curious seeing the press so quiet, as if Kelly is dating Candace Owens' *husband*.

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Real Time w/Maher has been good, until last night when the failure that is Rahm Emmanuel speculated our Gulf allies moaning that America is "Not who we thought you were gonna be, from a protective standpoint". As if the Mayor of Chicago has any protective standpoint?πŸ€ͺ Dickface.

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Ritchie Blackmore live streaming on YouTube from about 12 hours ago Sonja Cruz:40 "Artificial Intelligence... There are a lot of artificial people playing in the business already!" and the face he makes is the best. Blackmore's still got it!

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Ritchie Blackmore live streaming on YouTube from about 12 hours ago. Asked by a fan about his harmonic minor scales, "I don't think of it technically as harmonic minors. I just drink a lot." πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜

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Damn, I was friends with Rick Rubin waaaay back when but Rick is bellowing that Tom Morello is anything more than the goofy chicken scratch & stolen riffs Tom Morello who is currently residing in a 1996 Guitar Center? Is it the jab, Rick? I think it warped most people.

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Evidence dictates the missing scientists each knew they were leaving. Perhaps taken to negotiate, merely technical issues. Those too cautious to agree would talk. Sorry. Why did Mrs. Guthrie go missing in the midst of Arizona? Coincidence? Now, a small window in history. Do it.

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Hey guys, I am not paying you to allow some fucking Leftie twat to breeze right on past your stoned ass to fire shots. Why did you not blow his fucking egghead clean off, buy some new drapes, done? Ridiculous. All these front desk idiots need to be fired then investigated.

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So over this but it's been rumored that some U.S. Military technology is 50+ years ahead. If we are flying these "UFO's" at a billion miles an hour it's impossible to chain them to a confined airspace. New Jersey 2024? Generic models, but sneaking in the new ride here and there.