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Our first new game mode is live as a test right now! It's a football Pick'em with all of Sunday and Monday's games included. Get your hands on some Sweeps Coins and get in there!

Less than an hour left on this sucker! Quick, jump in.

Opponent Spotlight: Lucky is a dog. He wants to make you happy and wants to always be playing with you. This makes him extremely loose and passive at the poker table. He's just going to keep calling you, so keep that in mind. Probably the worst opponent you'll face.

Opponent spotlight: Jack is old. Like, really old. He plays poker not for the excitement, but rather for the... well, he forgets why he plays. Sometimes he forgets that he's playing. Jack is by far the tightest and most annoying opponent to play against. He doesn't care.

Opponent spotlight: Happy Mutant Monday! We've got 2 new opponents that just arrived in game. First up, say hello to Cap'n Sparkle! The good Captain is a deadly opponent with a colorful hat, a sparkly vest, and a melting face. He's very aggressive and will go down with the ship.

Opponent spotlight: Our other new opponent added this week, Kaz! He's bored, he's an ape, and he plays the kazoo. Kaz is barely paying attention to the poker going on, so you can probably get away with some stuff. He might be lacking in poker skill, but... no, that's it.

Opponent spotlight: Abe's got a hat. He speaks like he's from the 1800s and plays poker like Texas Hold'em wasn't invented yet. He never bluffs, which is probably not great for his game, but sure makes him likeable.

Opponent spotlight: The Destroyer is a cute little bunny rabbit. BUT HE WANTS TO DESTROY YOU. He plays fast and loose and doesn't care who gets in the way. If you can show up with a decent hand, there's a good chance you can destroy The Destroyer.

Super excited to share that we've received our Made By Apes license! Thanks to Yuga Labs for the quick turnaround! Kaz and Captain Sparkle are ready to kick your butt in poker.

We literally have a goat character and you didn't buy $GOAT?

When I tell Ronald it's tough getting players to check us out: