will not marry a man unless he walks across a misty field to say he loves, loves, loves me

went to my first straight club last night, 0/10 do not recommend, not enough gays or dancing

this sounds like a sufjan stevens song

back in lawrence but it’s gonna take a while for me to adjust to all the hot people

the sexual tension in I Don’t Dance was insane

It must be said again, Anne was so right for this

the director yelled “cut” but glenn howerton heard “cunt” and went with it

It will take us decades to unpack the lasting impact this show had on our collective psyche. An absolute slay.

i do not understand greek life. why are people screaming outside my window for hours on end

america’s a country that can be defined in one word…the foothills of the himalayas

why do we teach so much US history when Nick Cage already made the national treasure movies

i forget every year that virgo season makes me feral

it was a mistake taking a class which gave freshmen the platform to talk about ethics

drunkenly bought Lizzo tickets with my new friend and even though I hate concerts and don’t listen to lizzo, I refuse to feel regret

i can’t believe i was surprised im non-binary bitch look at my extensive sweater vest collection

by god wichita is terrible

sorry i couldn’t make it, i was chilly

it’s a wednesday night. what are these frat boys hootin and hollerin about