When the school doesn’t care that it’s frackin hot out and doesn’t change the buildings temps to accommodate so i’m having hot flashes left and right.

Have you ever been chewing gum and blow a bubble but then laugh and spit the gum into someone’s hair? No, hahahaha okay cool me neither

No it isn’t.

You def won’t want to miss these

It should be illegal to have class when it’s below 50 degrees outside.

“Paint me like one of your french girls”

You know what’s fun? Having a name no one can pronounce correctly on the first try.

For me to write a paper my brain needs at least 5 business days to panic.

Things are going swell 🙂

This font is the off brand of comic sans #ChapelTweet

ever forget your purse chapstick so you take the one from your car. then you’re looking for you car chapstick and you can’t find it so you take your bathroom chapstick. then you can’t find your bathroom chapstick so you take your purse chapstick that was once your car chapstick.

Me after checking every scooter battery and them all being dead

*Calls Spin company* “Hi, excuse me Spin, i would like to report improper parking”

No one: Theatre girls: I ate them. That’s right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good

Have you ever tried spelling something and have been so incredibly off you wonder who let you into college, better yet out of the 2nd grade?

Skinny ghost. Dang i wish

I was thinking to myself how i could possibly still be single... Then it occured to me that the fact that i was having this convo out loud, to myself and in different accents could be the exact reason I am in fact still single.

Me at the beginning of the semester vs me during finals week.