How many people, when faced with a tin of Quality Street "only have one"... **of each** :)

For about 10 years I've waited for my systems/infrastructure colleagues to evangelise PowerShell to me. Gave up waiting. They've missed a trick. Currently loving it - especially now it's cross-platform :)

Very sad to hear this. Still listen to and love Talk Talk.

Awesomeness. As good as ever. @ Newbury Racecourse instagram.com/p/B1RvsBwnpxT/…

Can you beat my 24.10M score in Daddy Long Legs?? :D #daddylonglegsgame

Can you beat my 28.19M score in Daddy Long Legs?? :D #daddylonglegsgame

24 - number of hours I work - number of hours I sleep = number of hours I can't account for

Do chopsticks belong in the main cutlery drawer, or the other one? Same question for scissors...

To disagree makes sure we are examining multiple angles and sides. To commit is to understand that at a certain point, further disagreement is counterproductive. Like head and heart, both are necessary.

I don't care for football so I've never experienced the joy of winning a 'six-pointer'. But I did just find a lost sock, and now I totally get it. I scored 1 sock, but it feels like I've won 2. Phew, that's enough excitement for one day.

Could not be happier with exaroton, what a fantastic and affordable service. Let them look after your Minecraft servers, and just play. Pricing is very fair. UI is very tidy. Name is a mystery!

💸 #COMPETITION TIME 💸 Rejuvenate your walls with this brilliant #Arthouse Wallpaper! We're giving away the chance to #WIN £50 worth of B&M vouchers - simply FOLLOW/RT & COMMENT WHICH wallpaper you'd choose - A, B, C or D? Competition ends 9am 12/4/21

I love Cyberdog and I love ambigrams, but the Cyberdog ambigram items are appalling. Sorry for my negativity.

Haiku monster fasts I feed it from time to time Here is a morsel

Looking forward to trying out the 0xC0DE games I've been following the development of, now that I've stumbled upon this emulator that works well on modern MacOs github.com/TomHarte/CLK

We've found Michelle Mone's yacht

I have had more managers than they have (time for a change) #SinceArsenalLastWonATrophy

@Rapidlaser Kev me old mucker. Just found an ancient message thing on twitter, from last Feb! You still on the other end of this? Email?

#giveanscross to my gorgeous g/f Julie F, coz the pram we'll need soon (Dad Club, here i come) doesn't fit in her midget-mobile. D'oh! :(