...and this concludes the Bay Area’s first FOMO-free Friday!

Ardent is being evicted by real estate developers. We've managed a Bay Area community-based industrial art space for 18 years, and I bet we can do 18 more. We found a new space, but moving this many tons of art and tools is so $$. Help us with our move? gofund.me/6a5a3385

Thanks to “Emily” the discount cruise bot who dropped her headset: nothing is sacred, not even awkwardness

3rd grade: “Learn long division! You won’t always have a calculator!” The only place that’s true now is VR and it’s b/c I DON’T HAVE HANDS!

We need to make security sexy again. If you start texting someone and they don’t use encryption, don’t fuck them.

Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends!

Today a homeless man asked me if I could spare some bitcoin #peaksanfrancisco

I can’t believe #fyrefestival is already over. I can’t wait for next year.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from bullshit.

Why do people pay money for champagne when real pain is still free?

In the Trump Administration, everyone gets a trophy!

Life lesson: before appropriating a well-known phrase for your marketing, look up what it means

Watching all of YouTube would take about 2000 consecutive human lives.

Wow, Hinge. What's up with givehinge.com? Slut-shaming as-a-service? The f*ckboy kit doesn't get you off the hook for this sex-negative, antifeminist bs.

who called it hyperbitcoinization when it could be cash invalidation

But... OkCupid, you were a leader in progressive data models & user safety: gender options, mono/poly, hide my profile from straight people, and your new messaging. Why the real names policy all of a sudden? Have you been taken over by aliens? I even loved Christian’s book. 😢

Cinderella didn't really believe in her fairy godfather—until she woke up with a unicorn's head in her bed.

Had a dream about a floppy disk to cloud adapter that lets you store files from your 1980s vintage 8bit computer on the internet

In this month’s issue of Nature: researchers at UCLA teach crows to recharge electric scooters in exchange for nuts and seeds.