This GIF is a metaphor for my life. #fuckit The Try Guys / 2nd try #withoutarecipe

Sit down gurus, i’m coming for you.

“You say you love your children above all else and yet, you're stealing their future in front of their very eyes.” @gretathunberg calling out world leaders at #COP24. Let's hope they take her powerful message to heart before it's too late.

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

Dear Eugene, Oregon: I have an exciting business proposal. Imagine a festival where people named Eugene from around the world come and hang out with other Eugenes. The dress code is denim so fans can come see Eugenes in blue jeans in Eugene. Genially Yours, Eugene City of Eugene