my dream date is to go around your room n ask you about the backstory of everything you own

pets are such life savers. sometimes all you really need is a little guy that follows you around

Sometimes even a sexy funny queen like me has hard days

Putting on lip liner to walk 10,000 steps

Instagram is so blah

Men are so random lmao

is daylights savings the one we like? I lowkey forget sometimes 😭

Unfortunately I do think recieving a drunk text is romantic

i yearn for a nerdy loverboy who is obsessed with me

i feel so disconnected from everyone and everything, nothing feels genuine anymore

There’s an episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies… that’s exactly how I feel right now.

I want y'all to stop standing so close to me in lines

I had a sexual dream bro 😭🥲

Mexicans don’t smell like laundry detergent we smell like fabric softener. Get it right.

Me defending my pets from something they did

i just want a boyfriend to annoy omg it’s so boring out here

What a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you’re their whole world

I love the woman I’m becoming like woah I’m so cool so smart so beautiful wow