Why aren’t ass cream pies called sticky buns? You’re welcome

I cannot decide if this is really sick or really funny.

It’s always fun heading into a new week on a bad note because of the Lions. Thanks, Lions.

Merica.

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There are two types of boyfriends

RIP Intimidator. Merica.

I just spit out my water

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An update on FF McMaster. He’s awake & talking. He is still receiving care for his injuries, but appears to be on a good path. Our peer support team is by his side. He continues down his road to recovery. He & his family extend their sincere thanks to everyone. #KeepFightingJohn

The Hero to my right is my brother in law. He and his K9 partner were killed this morning when their cruiser was struck by another vehicle (suspected DUI). Jim is a Hero. I NEVER ASK THIS. Please share this. Jim is a Hero. #BlueLivesMatter #thinblueline Angel L Maysonet

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Sorry folks, shut it down. That race will not be topped this year. That finish might never be topped. We just witnessed greatness!

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