I AIN'T LITTLE??

I am a large man. (Angry pout.)

I'm gonna headbutt'cha.

I'm not hurt by garlic, stinky. That's a superstition.

That's rich.

Alright, I'm breakin' your legs.

...That's a bad taunt, her and I don't talk the same at all. And besides, I ain't lookin down on you from a position of privilege when I threaten you.

I can celebrate White Boy Wednesday too, right? Or am I totally relegated to Spanish Boy Sunday?

LOOKIN FOR A WOMAN BUILT LIKE THIS BY THE WAY

computino & his pal mouser :3

Hough. He's back.

Looking at this strange new 𝐊𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮, 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐲. "...What the dog doin'?"

^ Gets cuddly when he is full on blood.

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS NO MATCH FOR MY SORCERY!

marlocore

Hey trans people. Check this out. (Pretty okay kickflip.)

One arm around, aaaand lift. She is now: up. "Hey."

"Like John Hinckley missed his shot. Just as tragic, too." Kissing the top of their head. Listen to that engine go. "Needta just be able to put you in my pocket."

Marlo grins, showing off those short sharp fangs of his. Then she's brought closer, close enough that their noses brush, and he kisses her hungrily. He lingers for a long moment in the kiss, then pressing his forehead to hers. "That much."