Twas the night before Record Store Day: a poem by Ragged Records. #RecordStoreDay

"This BeeGees section needs a makeover" - Dennis

To avoid any confusion we just wanted to take a second and inform our customers that Blink 182 who could previously be found on compact disc in our Punk section has now been moved to Rock/ Pop. Sorry folks we don't make the genre rules we just live by them. #recordstore

"Of course there's paint on the Velvet Underground record, there's a tweet for ya." - Dennis

When I was 16 my dental hygienist told me she doesn't like when all of the Beastie Boys say the last word of a line at the same time

"hAvE aNy sTeEl pAnThEr?"

Despite reporting record high profits last year the price on Tame Impala records has gone up. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO #youarebeingliedto #recordstore

Dennis: You know Rob Zombie is doing a Munsters remake.... I'd watch that.

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love stashed by a customer in the Ernestine Anderson section proving just how much of a hot commodity she has become thanks to Stranger Things. #recordstore #katebush #houndsoflove

"I could never be in Slayer." - Bob

He's Very Good, but it's on the vinyl grading scale.

Boomer: Rap is crap. Me: That rhyme was fire Dad!

"Dancing Queen dude!" - Dennis

Listening to Guns n' Roses Appetite and before every Slash solo Dennis says 'here we go.'

Found: Silica Gel Packet. Located in our Belle & Sebastian Compact Disc section is one Silica Gel Packet. While we thank you for keeping our Belle & Sebastian fresh, we are eager to return packet to it's rightful owner. #lostandfound #recordstore

Dennis: "The Stones" Jon: "Did you say Scones?"

This tweet has been edited to reveal a true goal in the spirit of Halloween as an adult: Winning best dressed in a costume contest. #SpiritHalloween

#thurstonmoore #iggypop

You'd be surprised at what you might find under the shelves. "Dude I found eight tracks!" - Dennis

"I've been on a Keebler's Cookie kick lately dude." - Dennis