We ALL taking 99 shots for Betty White tonight 🙏🏿🙏🏿

don’t need a man but wouldn’t necessarily mind having one especially when my low tire light comes on in this 6 degree weather

Y’all remember that show on mtv where the parents would bring in new girls/guys for their kids to go on dates with bc they didn’t like their bum bf/gfs 😂😂 brutal

up there

My TL is strictly Bob Saget, Taco Bell, and Elmo rn anyone else ?

8 year olds man… I’ll say “that makes me happy” and this kid says “that’s what she said” but someone in the other room says “it’s so wet it just slid right in” and nothing. Complete silence. While I’m side eyeing like

My little brother and his gf have matching shoes and I’m about to order the same pair and show up in em like haaaaayyy 😂😂😵‍💫

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I’m in tears…

i cannot wait to be tan 😫🥺🤩☀️

I’m fine

I am without speech. Again. x.com/BexMix_41/stat…

This is high art

Black cat just ran across the road in front of me and I just said you’re telling me buddy

“Adoration” by Stephan Sinding

I’m just saying if a bank robber turn on jiggle jiggle song to see who faking it I am toast

Ugh god I just remembered being in line at ikea and the lady behind me telling the guy she was with that she wanted a warmed up cheese stick???? i’m sick

a thread of all the gofundmes for the victims that i can find so far