Why is this so accurate 😭

Bc I’m a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man but my Mommy wants me to know that I’m loved just the way I am❤️

Y’all ain’t gonna believe what I just saw

I might not know how to file my taxes, but thank goodness I know that the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Adulthood probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in.

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Yes. Hi. Hello. I’m graduating with my Engineering Degree in May & I can without a doubt still confirm that College is still indeed a scam.

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the next movie should be called Fast10 Your Seatbelts

Some Doctor Who would really smack rn

What shoes?

I didn’t survive 5 years of engineering school to be overtaken by a toddler

STEM is short for Stealing Time, Energy, and Mental health.

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