“lets go to target” me:

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

my bestie and i:

me staring at my bed knowing the week is about to start

me tryna remember wtf I was gone say

“are you seriously going to cry because you’re stressed?” me:

Me on a chilly and rainy fall day 😮‍💨

Took a nap after school today and I’ve never felt more energized

me coming back home to the mess i made when i was getting ready

teacher: make sure you study over the weekend! me over the weekend:

when is national piece of shit day i wanna post someone

My physics tutor said I’m improving, that makes me feel proud rn because I’ve been struggling

nah bro what the actual hell

“Are you okay?” No, I’m a Dodgers fan.

me: one ticket please cashier: to what movie? me:

me on october 31 me on november 1

Me in the kitchen with my mom gossiping about other people

"fuck college" *submits all my assignments on time*

BASEBALL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT