My most watched YouTube clip of all time is this, in which Harlan Ellison dismantles the idea that artists should ever do unpaid work "for publicity". "...*I* should do a freebie for Warner Bros?! What are Warner Bros?! Out with an eye patch and a tin cup?! FUCK NO!!!"

Looking at the camera on the self service till

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Concentration camps. They're talking about concentration camps.

If Liz truss lives to 96 she will have spent more days at the cenotaph than in Downing Street

an auction of Palestinian land held in New York. I feel like I’m going insane because how is this allowed

There's no way today should end without Starmers resignation. Any other outcome would an absurd scenario where this Labour Government - and all in it - would be laughing in our faces.

[senior politician trying to defend themselves] No, no. You've got it all wrong. I'm just implausibly stupid.

He knew. Keir Starmer is a liar.

Says liar.

#KeirStarmer

'He was not allowed unsupervised access to former clients’ Is that why Keir Starmer had to accompany Mandelson to their secret meeting with Palantir?

Big day for Keir Starmer as he faces MPs in the House of Commons to try and convince them he's not a liar, he's just incompetent

"And I packed your angry eyes, just in case"

I'm Jewish. I condemn genocide. I condemn the Labour Governments role in the Genocide. The Prime Minister repeatedly conflating criticism of the Israeli Governments genocide and actual antisemitism is disgusting - and makes so many of us as Jewish people feel less safe.

"I don't believe any country has a 'right' to exist. People have a right to exist." Exactly this.