Just written a film about a theatre owner who thinks he's booked Tina Turner but it turns out it’s actually a tin of tuna. Well, I say film, it's more a tweet really.

Wholesome content on a Friday morning

This is William Giles, he lived 2 doors up from us. A gardener to the whole village, he lived in a huge 4 bed house yet chose to sleep in his kitchen every night 💤 For tea most nights he’s heat up half a tin of soup on the Primus & break half a pasty into it…..

Guys using a tea towel to portray women.

Guy pretending he’s lost his dog to meet women

Me (being caught in bed with an optical illusion): it’s not what it looks like.

Holy fucking shit some left wing German TV show made a Peter Thiel music video and it is more insane than you could possibly imagine lmaoooo

Evening all.

Good morning.

Buying this to record the worst podcasts imaginable.

Pretending your gran is dead to get out of work

He's so wrong that I'm starting to think there might be a God

Fast Rap Mic Drop Monday No.48

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To the left, an American couple. To the right, a British duo. When it comes to photos of people dancing, Britain really needs to up its game.

💪🏻🇺🇦 Oleksandr Usyk

Imagine being this fucking stupid as Lex Fridman

Father Ted meets Elon Musk:

If you’re worried that tariffs might prevent you from buying American beer, simply make your own by persuading your cat to piss into a tin can and adding soap suds. If it’s still too strong, dilute it with tramps’ bathwater.