Wishing Princess Anne a speedy recovery

I’m making the same face right now

This idiot’s press conference is going to preempt Jeopardy damnit

Me telling everyone about Pedro Martinez performance at the ‘99 All Star game:

Reporter: Thank you for sitting down for this inter... RFK Jr: My family and I ate Jimmy Hoffa for Thanksgiving in 1975

HONKIN ON BOBO on vinyl at the discount price of $200!

Trump: ‘The Cat On Television Says His Lasagna Was Eaten By Haitians’

THEY’RE EATING CATS!!

When they cancelled Green Acres during the rural purge of ‘71

Shoutout to Netflix for not being able to meet the standards of a 1996 pay-per-vue

Frantically dialing the 1-800 number for PrimeStar customer support to see if they can reactivate my box from 1997

Iron Mike Timus

sabrina wasn’t the first carpenter to be chastised by the public. stay blessed

Take me to God’s country

(BREAKING) HABEMUS MFIN PAPAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Europeans, after a four day weekend, reading about just how absolutely furious America is with them.