hear me out. the wings remove the patch against the sabres. if the wings win, the patch is gone. #LGRW

Why can't they just cut the bagels the whole way?

If you're a music fan you HAVE to watch the new Paul Simon doc "In Restless Dreams". Awesome.

The entire Red Wings bench tonight: #lgrw

"Babe, wake up. The Sunshine List just dropped." #onpoli

It’s another Red Wings game day!

spring pros: pretty much everything spring cons: becoming harder to enjoy soup

When the computers finally figure out how to select the traffic lights, are we just screwed?

It's like Yzerman texted me, "we need to talk," and then left me on read.

Imagine if they spent this money on kids cancer research instead.

FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE

WATCH THIS.

A perfect pair of signs, no notes

Best sign at the No Kings protest by far.

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well, this guy seems to think he's next:

They don't know how old I am, they found microplastics in my belly.

It's all jokes until you get the Gen Z stare from your Public Defender.

The Sergei Fedorov jersey retirement hype awakening wings fans from their off season hibernation. #91 #lgrw

"Claimed steadfastly, ignorance becomes as acceptable as the truth." - Fox Mulder David Duchovny

The greatest lie the devil ever told was claiming that the 2 pack Snickers bar is 2 Snickers Bars. #lies