"Have you found a croc in your toilet? Give me a call..." is literally a sentence I just said on air. ABC Darwin You're about to hear about a very SIMILAR(!!) animal that was "rescued" from a toilet in Nitmiluk 🐊🐊

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“I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to Greece for holiday….. blues go and get stuffed.” Angry Carlton supporter on SEN a few minutes ago. 😡 🇬🇷 🏖️

3LO are playing songs about drugs and the topic is ‘what blew your mind’ 💊 The world has changed. 🤯

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Have you got an inappropriate surname? 🤬🤬🤬 3AW now.

Oh no! Say it isn't so! Congrats, Jacinta Parsons for literally hundreds of brilliant talkback radio topics. theage.com.au/culture/tv-and…

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What is the king of all biscuits? 👑 🍪 ABC Melbourne now.

Do dogs in parliament pass the pub test? 🐶 🏢🍻 ABC Melbourne now.

How far would you travel to get a haircut? 🚗 💇‍♀️ ABC Melbourne now.

Cramps. ABC Melbourne now.

Hi Jacinta Parsons. BatVag is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on the radio. 🦇 👙

Did Buddy Franklin ever play a game of football with no hair on his head? SEN Melbourne now.

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BOIL THE KETTLE, WE’RE AROUND THE CORNER! What are the rules of the ‘drop in’ ABC Melbourne now.

How soon is too soon to leave a football game? 😭 🚗 774 Melbourne now.

Confession time. Did you ever try to guess who runs this account? It wasn't who you thought it was. bit.ly/4i6AC83

Undies under the board shorts? This week I confess to being the idiot behind the mildly popular Talkback Radio Topics twitter account. And I share a heap of talkback radio topics I've collected over the years. bit.ly/4i6AC83