when the bank account starts making you consider begging for your borderline abusive job back

women of a certain* age *googling actor’s ages before deciding if they’re hot

I’m realizing I care about as much about carrying a curated bouquet of flowers down the aisle as I would about carrying a head of broccoli with a ribbon on it, but I have no idea what my alternative is

is it covid, pregnancy, or autistic burnout from living in fight or flight for 6 months? the world may never know

“reporting sexual assault ruins people’s lives” no the fuck it doesn’t

my roommate cooked something with so much cayenne pepper in it that walking into the kitchen triggers an instant asthma attack

sweeney goat: the demon barber of bleat street

oh so wicked is the only stephen schwartz show with an intelligible plot

it’s a feminine m&m or whatever chappell roan said

“if you’re just here for a paycheck we don’t want you” and then wondering why you have staff retention issues

who do I need to know at World of Darkness to become a game tester for Bloodlines 2 I may not be great at video games but I fuckin love VtM and would show what the (very) average player can do with the game 👀

so working leads to inevitable burnout but not working leads to panic attacks and being at the absolute whim of my intrusive thoughts cool cool cool cool

A call into the void for Dropout to have Damien Haas on Make Some Noise