Screaming sit when you skull fuck a chip

Tfue, womps… anything better? #college

Aphi jersey so sick bro #bamaby50

Tide won by 70. CC won 225 in blackjack. Let’s just say it was a good Saturday #sundayrot

I used to think Santa was real. Now I’m baked asf watching Phish jam out, what has my life come to. #bouncingroundtheroom #phish #college

No words #rogaine

THE CRACKER STRIKES AGAIN

Can accurately confirm this is a lie #fuckpavia

Johnny football showed up to the bar. “I got my own🙏” #heisman

O/U 50.5 northern fucks(easy over) #shrinkmyschool

Bama Tennessee and your reading a fucking book #fuckyou

Bar in a small country town did not do my buddy well #hangover

How I felt opening the BV this morning #MaddieKowalski

Trying this aura farming thing how am I doing? #kowalski

Few bowls and a late plate is a good Tuesday #bosh

Who else is ready to mag dump on there hometown love this week? #tgiv #blackoutwenseday

Excited to announce my summer internship😀 #j*b

50 cent won bama the game, shoutout Oklahoma pr team #diddy

POV: Me in 30 years when my wife kicks me outta the house #fraternityconsulting

Need a beer and a roll of zyns at my house in 10 chuck #pledgefit