Chuck Norris is dead? The same one who endorsed pedophiles Donald Trump & Roy Moore, propped up the Obama birther conspiracy, was outspoken in his hatred for gays & Muslims, and was obsessed with Netanyahu, guns & Mike Huckabee? I’ll save my thoughts & prayers, thanks.

Absolute Batman: "was that heads or tails?" Absolute Two-Face:

HOLY SHIT DARE I SAY.. WE ARE SO BACK??

A $2.5 billion robot has been alone on another planet for 13 years and is still doing science. The scale of that sentence gets worse the longer you think about it. Curiosity landed in August 2012. Obama was president. Instagram had 80 million users. The iPhone 5 hadn’t shipped

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

"I bet Billy could teach me all kinds of fun words" #deadlock #deadlockfanart #fanart

“Se esse desgraçado fosse um cavalo marinho ele já tava grávido”

you might scroll past this and think “cool little experiment” and then never think about it again but really this dude just tore the fabric of space time, web-based editorial design about to go crazy after 30 years of broken text rendering holding us back

🚨SOMEONE REINVENTED HOW TEXT RENDERS ON THE WEB AND ITS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. the goated dev behind react, reasonML, and midjourney’s frontend, just dropped Pretext. a tiny typescript library that measures and lays out text 500x faster than the DOM. he trained models against

We're truly losing the ancient texts. They're saying this is the Killmonger dreads for Asian girls, when we know it's the colored streak hair

I appreciate this gif very much because when visualising this moon attempt I don't always remember it's a moving target

The gays stay winning

SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

bark bark bark bark bark

Artemis II mission route in 3D

they dont want you to know this, but literally just sauerkraut and kielbasa is a perfectly nutritionally complete meal with protein, fiber, carbs, and probiotics. you could be polackmaxxing, but you wont.

Bruh my ass is SO cooked 😳

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

I love Deep Space Nine because it'll be like: -ridiculous ferengi episode -space hitler episode -ridiculous ferengi episode -the most important episode of television ever made