I got called an asshole while I was standing in line at Costco I mean fair but it usually takes a short 30 seconds conversation first 😂

Head-to-head matters — but so does context. So does timing. So does momentum. Who you lose to and when you lose absolutely matters in college football. Notre Dame and Miami have the same record. The difference? Notre Dame lost to Miami in Week 1 by 3 points with a QB making his

Good news - We had a new guy start tonight Bad news - We had a new guy at 11 pm when we started our shift. He left after 40 minutes 🤣🤣 Possibly new record

They beat IU already in 2025 soooooo

I am ready to punchthroat my supervisor

Fuck it. I wanna run him over. Wouldn't be first time I ran over a supervisor "accidentally" with something

I am thankful I won't have to see this shithole until Sunday night again Peace out fuckers ✌️ long weekend has started

Fuck this weather. Mother nature ain't thankful for shit 🤣

Whats wrong Lions fans?? Talk shit now lmaoooo Kitties has been swept 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #GoPackGo

"That stupid motherfucker" "Shut the fuck up"

When you realize the long weekend is over and you gotta go back to work 🥲

He's him when it matters #GoPackGo

Bears fans been insanely insufferable. A shit franchise like Chicago shouldn't has fans that cocky for no reason Good news - Their daddy (the Green Bay Packers) are gonna teach them a lesson and humble their asses #GoPackGo #FuckTheBears #BearsStillSuck

Imagine being sick all weekend and then realized you gonna be at work in 90 minutes Pray for those around me tonight

I want some of the drugs this dude on lol 🤣

Bears fans praying Packers don't make playoffs lol smart for once

I produce more parts per shift some nights than the two Dickwagons on 1st and 2nd COMBINED but according to my supervisor I need to go faster Lmao got me fucked up

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Happy 2026. No bullshit about changing though. Same asshole, just in a new year

Just spent the last 5 days in the local county slammer. Disclaimer - I ain't a changed man. Probably much worse