Imagine having a subordinate at work who can't perform basic job duties, requires constant oversight, and questions your every decision with another supervisor. Parenting. I just described parenting.

I've been waiting 5 minutes for my toast to pop I didn't put any bread in the toaster Then poured coffee without boiling the kettle 🤦‍♀️ One of those days

I want my kids to grow up questioning everything they hear and find out the truth for themselves The only time theres an exception to this is when I tell them the park is closed, the shop ran out of icecream or something along those lines

After procrastinating about it for a week I finally shaved my legs. Dried off and went to moisturize.... I had left the safety cap on the razor when I shaved. So with the handful of cream I conditioned my hairy legs and now to try again next week.

Wife and I are at the age where we have shows that we can’t watch until the kids go to bed but by the time they go to bed we’re too tired to watch them.

Sleeping next to the person you love is amazing As long as you are the one asleep first Otherwise you lay there hearing them snore Unsble to sleep and questioning everything Like, is a pillow over their head delf defence or premediated

no i don't wanna go to your party yes i want you to invite me i only want to know you want me to go. Sincerely - introverts.

With Christmas coming up anyone with younger children should definitely consider these personalized books by Tickled moon. They are beautifully illustrated and fun to read with your little one's being a part of the adventure.

7: Did I sleep in? Me:*looks at the time* it's 4:34 7: yay, that's later than yesterday.*shakes 6 awake* I slept in. Me: only by 4 minutes 7: That's still later so its a sleep in Me: totally 🙄

When in a house full of boys… Be sure to wipe the seat before you sit down… Better yet… be sure the seat IS down.. 🚽

*Tries to have a quick shower, while kids are quiet* 10 seconds later "Mum can you change to batteries in this toy?" "I'm trying to shower I can't right now" 20 seconds later kid is standing at the glass scredriver and batteries in hand "Here you go, can you now" Argh

A common occurrence 😖

6 asked ms to play a switch game with her after 5 minutes she took the controller from me and said "Go make a coffee" Now shes playing with a controller in each hand rather than have me play with her At least I have a coffee though

It’s one thing to have your child ‘poop-trained’ but it’s totally another to have them ‘wipe-your-ass-properly-after-poop’ trained… 💩

My phone is forever autocorrecting words to American spelling or changing my kids names to other words. But as soon as I write 'teh' instead of 'the' or 'ans' instead of 'and' my phone will simply accept it. 🤦‍♀️

This morning my daughter asked Can a ghost go through a ghost, and if so do they get tingles? What if they just fly through each other all day because they like the feeling? Now I can't stop thinking about it and it's making my hairs stand on end

My kids have grown up in a warm climate with shorts and tshirts worn all year and recently we moved somewhere cooler. They are still getting used to winter and refer to their pants as Long sleve shorts Cold pants And winter shorts

Me and my husband are two very different people in the morning. I like to sit there in peace and QUIET with a coffee. He sits there with his phone on max volume watching video reels while I glare at him.

My daughter asked for the Christmas pudding. I told her I would only warm up a small amount because it serves 4-6. She said "but I'm 7" I am now also considering adopting serving sizes equivalent to my age of my favourite foods.

You never realize how OCD you actually are until your kids or husband offer to help or do something for you 😬