why this little dipshit purple now

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

the justin bieber aegyo is killing me i didnt know that was an option

One sip and my knees won't squeak anymore

me searching sova lineups mid round (never played him before)

✨Daily Affirmations✨ - im chopped - im unc - im cooked - im a chud - i fell off

me searching my teammates opgg to flame his match history

Nice dance

wow guys not cool such an invasion of our privacy

Me hearing someone getting ready at 6am while I'm comfy in bed…

Are they stuck inside a Ferrero Rocher

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this is a tough one… gonna go with Neon VALORANT

a clown’s average salary is $40-$50k a year and here you are, being one for free

not justin’s birth details im crying😭😭