Minnesota 😡

I want a kounty kourthouse quesadilla and disco fries so bad right now

Do not try and make a snow angel with your kid and think you'll stand back up gracefully in this amount of snow if your over the age of 27... or me. You'll be humbled and disappointed.

If this ain't some tawn shit idk what is

I will never be more powerful than women with long fake nails

Today I watched someone literally cough directly at someone, then in his hands, and then picked his nose while paying for something at a front desk. Why are people so gross 🤢

Last couple days until my last year in my 20s ... life hits you fast. I now require a walker when I sleep on the couch.

Was out of the house for like 8 hours and Dain called me 4 times 😂 #stage5clinger

Whoever has the voodoo doll of me can you make me stop crying thanks

Watching people going out with their friends, not caring and shit hits a little harder when you can’t even be around your own son for 3 weeks. Selfish ass people.

The lake Dain, Liam, and I live on has a Facebook group for everyone on the lake and I just wanna say this is the shit I live for these days. Betting on when the neighbors snow bank will melt. 😂

I can’t stop saying “big ol bobcat”

Watching Hoarders is physically and mentally painful 🤢

Imagine defending racist needle dick scumbag homicidal cops... could never be me 🖕🏼

Just read “one day you’ll pick up and hold your kid for the last time” and I will be lifting weights from now on because I am not emotionally ready for that.

Today my son asked me what age he has to be before he starts calling me mom instead of mommy and I said 90 years old 🥺😭 I’m not ready

My 8 year old on zoom “ok byeee see you guys later” ...logs off... *immediately screams* 😂😂😂

Who’s who nick

Seeing other people’s travel pics hit hard after your dad cries on FaceTime because he can’t see you. And hadn’t for almost 3 years before this even started. I’ll snort the vaccine at this point. It’s morphing time.