I literally can’t imagine caring about football

.Snapchat THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS “FEWER”

Big day for people with a foot fetish

Anyone have vegas recs???

The worst restaurants you’ve ever eaten at in your life always have a neon sign that says “this must be the place”

best wikipedia photo i've ever seen

When Vampire Weekend drops a First Name Last Name song you know it’s going to absolutely slap

They say Americans are loud but truly no one is louder than a French person literally anywhere in public

I love to lie in brand lift surveys

When did we all start saying "async"

Food bloggers are so fuckin dumb man. I just heard a guy say that his Philly cheesesteak has a “strong beef flavor coming through”

Just saw someone unironically call Waffle House WaHo I’m going to kms

In December drinking horchata

great paradox of nyc is that it’s full of workaholics but you can only truly enjoy it if you’re a little unemployed

Huge day for annoying people

i hate Work Trip but i love Hotel I Didn't Pay For

The best part of building in the Bay Area? Being in the room. MongoDB.local SF - Jan. 15. Can’t join us IRL? Tune in on the livestream → mongodb.social/6018CLBsA

Who’s mark safe?