“All chili dogs go to heaven.” - brendle

Let’s all wake up to this today open.spotify.com/track/4cnqxdE2…

I have a STRONG feeling my first husband is going to be a famous guitarist and my second will be a prison warden. If you either of those lemmme knowwwww

People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.

Reply to this with your best drawing of a unicorn. At noon tomorrow (3/19) I’ll judge and Venmo the winner $7

I can't believe we still have to get our periods during this insanity.

I say/hear the word laser every single day at work yet just now found out it is NOT spelt “lazer”🤦🏼‍♀️

Hey x - Los Angeles Rams your new logo reminds me of something.

Pottery making videos are kinda sexual

Use this down time to learn more about Abraham Lincoln.

Shoulda been a cowboy

I need a drive-thru therapist. Not ready to fully commit but could use a value menu version

Bruce played some of his favorite music, including Bob Dylan, Jackson Browne, John Fogerty, and more during his third DJ session on E Street Radio. Stream Volume 3 of 'Bruce Springsteen From His Home, To Yours…' for free on SiriusXM through 5/31. siriusxm.us/BruceGuestDJ3

Clean out your lint trap. It’s a damn fire hazard

Did you guys know they make rainbow squirrels???

did you puke in the bowl used for popcorn as a kid or are you normal

Is it still cool to design your own Nike air max?

When you walk into the bathroom do you check behind the shower curtain for a killer first ??