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Rachel Schoenberger

@rachelschoenbe2

Christian, avid reader, autistic, INTJ, aroace, clarinet player, vegetarian. Passionate about studying the Bible and ancient history. Substack writer.

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A "2 state solution" is not a solution. We know what will happen: 1. The West calls for 2 states 2. Israel leaves "Palestine" 3. "Palestine" attacks Israel 4. Israel occupies "Palestine" 5. The West calls for 2 states 6. Repeat There's no solution while jihadists are in power

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My dad, a pastor at a non-mainline church, promoted Operation Reconquista in his sermon today. Before telling him, I had thought my dad would be a lot more opposed to OR because of certain things he had said about the mainlines, but he is so on board with the mission!

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Did the pope just say "Lord Jesus, you who in diversity are one"!? Oh for crying out loud... Here is how the next prayer will go. They father who art in Harlem, allow be they them. Thy diversity come, Their DEI will be done, As in inclusivity so in Inclusion. Give us

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Looking at my parents' 1975 Baptist Hymnal, I came across a hymn that literally contains the words "bless the astronauts who fly as they soar beyond the sky." Tbf, it was written the year after the moon landing, but I can't imagine singing this in church with a straight face.

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Women's Bible studies at my parents church: "How does this verse make you feel?" Mixed-gender Bible studies at my parents church: "The globalist agenda is taking over the world! Also, Harry Potter is evil!" Bible studies at my church: we actually study the Bible and it's great

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Happy Reformation Day! 📜🔨 We're giving away two copies of Matthew Barrett's "Reformation as Renewal" with Zondervan Academic to celebrate! LIKE, REPOST, and FOLLOW for a chance to win

Happy Reformation Day! 📜🔨

We're giving away two copies of <a href="/MattMBarrett/">Matthew Barrett</a>'s "Reformation as Renewal" with <a href="/ZonderAcademic/">Zondervan Academic</a> to celebrate!

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The church in my city with rainbow-painted stairs is closing, another small step in the decline of liberal Christianity. It is almost as if people go to church to hear eternal truths, rather than whatever the current cultural outrage is.

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The Bible, Calvin's Institutes, Les Miserables, The Count of Monte Cristo, and The Lord of the Rings. Plus any of Jane Austen's novels.

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So, I just found out about this supposedly "genderless" 18th-century preacher, and I have questions. Seriously, what the hell did I just read??? History is downright insane some of the time.

So, I just found out about this supposedly "genderless" 18th-century preacher, and I have questions. Seriously, what the hell did I just read??? History is downright insane some of the time.
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If this post gets 5 million views , we will adopt this stray cat that my kids are begging me to let them keep. Please do not like or share this post because I actually do not want to adopt the cat , and this is my way of winning the bet against my kids 🤣

If this post gets 5 million views , we will adopt this stray cat that my kids are begging me to let them keep. 

Please do not like or share this post because I actually do not want to adopt the cat , and this is my way of winning the bet against my kids  🤣
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It’s better to go to bed early on New Year’s Eve and wake up on the first day of the year refreshed and well rested rather than staying up late, eating too much, getting drunk, and staying the New Year hungover and exhausted.

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So, I just randomly found a photo from the 90s of my pastor in a local history book. It's amazing what you can discover while researching the history of where you live!

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Christians do need to confess their sins to a priest. It just so happens that Jesus Christ himself is that priest (Hebrews 3:1; 4:14; 6:20).

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I've been attending a weekly Scottish country dancing group since the beginning of this year, and it is honestly the most fun thing I do on a regular basis. It's so beneficial for both physical and mental health, and anyone who hasn't tried it is really missing out.

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I have this joke that I'm basically an elderly person because I'm in several groups made up primarily of boomers (church choir, concert band, Scottish country dancing, genealogical society, and museum volunteer) and it's so funny because I literally have old person hobbies, lol!