Prince Harry said what he said and I’m here to remind you. Period.

Do you think Peter’s scar burns whenever someone says Madi’s name? #TheBachelor

been rewatching criminal minds

The reason I'm drunk at 3pm is because my apartment is no cover, but a 15 drink minimum.

I seriously considered putting on real pants this morning for Easter Sunday; however, there is a high probability my pants won’t zip, and I don’t need that type of negativity today. #heisrisen #happyeaster

Me: you have your zoom theater class at 9:30. Son: you can come in useful for that. Me: How so? (son looks at me like *I* am 5) Son: Don’t you work in theater?

They finish each other's... sandwiches. Hard to find a better duo than Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jonathan Groff! Catch them July 3 on Disney+. #Hamilfilm

What have I done? I've run a profitable business. I've worked for my Master's Degree and PhD. I've taught as a Sr Lecturer at Clemson University for 14-years. I HAVEN'T lived off the taxpayers for years in office, I haven't filed bankruptcy, & I've never infringed upon your liberties.

I’m literally still thinking about the tiramisu I had at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills over a year ago.

The @Debates are considering some format changes for the next show. Might I suggest a real change for real people? Put me on the stage! #DebateMayhem

The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had.

*screams into the void*

TODAY IS THE DAY! - My new children’s book is officially out now! This book is teaching black history to our kids everywhere and empowering our little black boys and girls by letting them know how much they mean to the world! - loveyourneighborbrand.com - #CantLetMomsDown

Me: why does my back hurt all the time? also me sleeping every night:

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me listening to Wine & Crime Podcast and hearing them reference my happy hour question 🙃😅

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