hahahaha please look at this house rightmove.co.uk/properties/129…

Which lawyers did you use to sue us for that gin? Asking for us

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

I’m sorry, I’m going to have to cancel, I’m completely snowed in

That’s us a wafer the weekend

But what if I want more hours of daylight AND the extra hour of sleep

Seasonal depression is a real thing I can actually feel the sadness leaving my body when there’s abit of sun

if you’re actually celebrating the coronation/royal family you need to give your head a wobble

I'm mentally ill but at least I'm not whatever this is

Probably in yer living room mate

If you know you know

people from falkirk:

what if you fell in love with someone then found out they went to Kings Cross to cheer for an imaginary train

I can only imagine how he's taking the news.

kerry you will never be him #bbuk

Four years later and this is the only answer I wanna know

“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice

😂😂

Why does this look like Sharon's mentoring the boys category on X Factor? #CBBUKLive #CBBLive #CBBUK

I found her Law Degree #BabyReindeer #Martha