get in the car it’s august

Stop what you’re doing and book tickets to see Rachel Affleje! You are in for a full night of comedy when she takes the stage. Join us!

Headline a comedy club: ✅ 🥹 Y’all it was so magical I don’t even know what to do with myself today.

This PD facilitator just asked what brings me joy. EASY. Prozac. 😇

We did this roast on Valentine’s Day four months into dating. We are now four years into marriage and almost six years into loving each other and I have MORE TO SAY. NO APOLOGIES THIS TIME. 😈 Wednesday at @superfunnycomedyclub. Get your tickets!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 #RoastBattle #Tacoma

I’ve been a parent for literally five seconds but my one piece of advice on how to support a new parent is…. buy their kid socks every time you visit. Life is so much harder when there are no socks. 😅

Finding those beautiful moments amongst the chaos… kind of feels like the story of my life. Parenthood is new, but it’s no different. 🥹💕🌸 #parenting #instantparent #adoption #spring #Auntie

POV: you took drunk Rachel into Home Goods. 😂

The best part of the Godzilla X King Kong movie is the part where you get overstimulated by all the growling sounds and sneak down the block to drink a beer before returning to endure the rest. 🤪 🦍🦎

It’s that time of year again! I am entering my 8th year of teaching and my 2nd year with 5th graders. If you’d like to contribute some supplies, prizes, or snacks for my fifth graders this year we would be so grateful! 💕🥰 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… #TeacherWishlist #ClearTheList

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.