behind every beautiful woman there is a curb that she just drove over

being coworkers is such an intimate bond lowkey like we both have to deal with these man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis we kinda locked tf in

my gf needs 9+ hours a of sleep so she has enough energy to be super mean to me

quarantine was crazy cuz why were me and my roommates doing molly to be in the living room? 😭

crazy how the only two options are running 5x a week or suicidal ideation

me and the caesar salad wrap i just had for lunch

journaling is not enough i need to abuse substances

the sky there, the horses and dogs

"I don't care" me in my notes app:

Most ppl aren’t giving you a hard time on purpose .. their HAVING a hard time and it spilling over . Tryna remind myself .

who’s car is this

My next relationship gone work fasho. I just bought a gun

is it too crazy to show this pic to my hair dresser

is somebody gonna match my peace

“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” Okay??? I’m in the corner watching you kiss her

White Women should have to show proof of how they voted to attend any drag brunch for at least the next four years.

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

How I’m moving after hitting the pen 21 times and going to the store