Chucked Freckles out. Dolly got in.

Right.

Some people are actually angels. I’ve just donated. ♥️ justgiving.com/crowdfunding/s…

The irony of having had a dark spray tan & thus needing to wear a tracksuit & flip flops whilst doing a couple of jobs in Stow during the gypsy fair week is not lost on me!

Battling a post birthday hangover that can only be helped by the 2 major food groups: bacon & bread. Here I am shortly before the wheels completely fell off… it’s a thumbs up for birthdays from me 😂

I love following James Timpson He speaks unbelievable sense. This list resonates so strongly with me.

So few women would complain about the price of food at the races. Literally skimming out hundreds of pounds on full outfit, hat, accessories, tan, blow dry, bottles of bloody Leoube rosé at £50+ .. a bowl of chips for £9 seems like an absolute bargain?!

Stunning bit of parking by me.

Do not let me pick up your child or declare myself any sort of make up artist after drinks at lunch, K? Bobbi Brown I am NOT.

⁦Sarah Rippon⁩ ♥️♥️

Was in the gym sweating rosé & gin & tonics at 7am this morning thinking. ‘Right so what’s the Summer plan here?!’ I like drinking, I need to exercise. But this is really hard & awful. Concluded sticking with both elements & just always try not to be sick.

Cast

This is a very funny thread!

Its like Nikki Beach for Aidan Coleman round here 😂 gallon of rosé .. surrounded by bitches

It’s not me. But it’s SO ME.

Leaving for a wedding at 12.45, buying a dress to wear at 12.15….

Thinking of everyone cycling for Racing Welfare today. (Thinking of everyone from my sunbed in the garden.) Nice work guys & gals. You’re all excellent. I’ll be donating extra because it’s as hot as hell!

This is so so funny…

Very funny. Always getting parking tickets 😂I park right outside a hotel in Liverpool for the Grand National meeting every year. The 2 tickets I get in 2 days is cheaper than the parking the hotel directs you to 😂

Really enjoying the Markel jumping challenge at the London International Horse Show! I can only imagine how revved Harry Skelton is right now 😂