I’ve never been a fan of Valentine’s Day and I thought it could’ve been because I used to be chronically single but my boyfriend and I decided to skip it this year because we think it’s dumb 😂

My boyfriend and I decided to skip Valentine’s Day because neither of us are big fans of it, yet he still showed up with flowers and wine. If your man didn’t even do the bare minimum maybe it’s time for a new one 👀

If you got flowers for Valentine’s Day and have pets make sure they are safe !!!

I have a 4 day work week and have for the past 2 years and dread the day I might ever have to go to 5 😭

Is anyone else irrationally paranoid they accidentally shut their cat in the washer/dryer 🥲

30 seconds in and I’m already wishing I ran on the treadmill for an hour instead 🤣

Why is my twitter timeline full of people I don’t know

Hi! As we speak: - the ceo of tiktok is being interrogated by congress with intent to ban TikTok in America - anti lgbtqia legislation is being passed banning gender affirming health care & drag shows - Jim Crow era laws are being reinstated in Mississippi

Buying a nespresso really has made me go to Starbucks waaaay less. The quality of coffee is way better than what my coffee pot used to brew

The Yuka app has been a game changer but has simultaneously ruined my life

Every year my living room has a little glo up ✨🥰

every other commercial was the either the yoplait yellow polka dot bikini or special k ad

I’m actually in a healthy relationship for the first time in my life and my boyfriend really is my best friend and I just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

mentally i’m here:

I will never stop laughing over this

my sister and I are trying to get presale tickets to a Jonas brothers concert tomorrow and suddenly I feel like I’m 13 again

I used to love reading books as a kid but as I’ve gotten older it felt like I could never get into anything. I just thought I outgrew my love for it but turns out I was just reading the wrong books 📚🪱

I’ve been in my career for a little over 2 years now and I still suffer from imposter syndrome. I’ve excelled in my role but sometimes I feel like I’m a 16 year old who was accidentally asked to run a critical part of the business 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I have one of these (same brand - different model) and it’s super convenient but it’s only 2 years old and I’ve had to get it serviced 4+ times 😶😶

I will never forgive Taco Bell for getting rid of their chicken sandwich tacos just like I will never forgive McDonald’s for getting rid of the snack wrap