I’m literally begging y’all to care about your child’s education. Check their folder daily. Check their grades. Communicate with the teacher. No one prepared me for the lack of parent interest. Ridiculous.

Elmo wants to give a big hug to all the postal workers out there! Thank you for delivering gifts, cards, and holiday cheer to so many people! Elmo loves you. 🎁✉️❤️

Elmo's Christmas wish is for everybody, all over the world, to know just how much Elmo loves them. Merry Christmas! ❤️🎄

ATIN WRIGHT AT THE BUZZER! 18-POINT COMEBACK WIN! #GMG

one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

Taken by Sequoia Emmanuelle

I miss my Guy.. 🙏 The Belz

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

🚨 A reminder that HANDSOME comes with LIFETIME veterinary care, food, and litter paid. 🚨 This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat. PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!

Elmo wants to wish Elmo’s mommy a happy #MothersDay! Elmo loves you. ♥️

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

Welcome to Worm Fashion Week💃📸👢

no weapons against me shall prosper

just remembered to finally get this out now while there’s no news story about a kid getting accepted into 30 different colleges so no one thinks i'm raining on their parade: it’s very weird to apply to 30 colleges

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

I see the way my friends (educated, middle-class) are parenting their toddlers: no screen time, books galore, exposure to enrichment activities, and there’s going to be a divide along class lines so vast I don’t even think we can fathom it right now

Scenes from this evening’s jog around campus.

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people. The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor. Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed