A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted by old men, and a "girl" as a grown professional trying to command respect. got it.

Obama didn't actually mention Trump's name, but Trump and his friends at Fox knew the statement was about Trump because every official statement that's like "don't be a degenerate racist" is about Trump, and everyone knows it.

A very curious octopus. (Video: Shakila Aslam)

this works really well in Alexis-from-Schitt’s-Creek voice

So long Undercats and hellooooooo Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋!

Pop culture quiz pt 5 (Call Me Maybe and Flossing)

Trump’s Tulsa Rally requires no masks, no social distancing, and is indoors. The jury is in folks...Trump loves you loving him more than he loves you living.

Three Wednesdays in January

This is what boys being boys should mean

The Invention of Thanksgiving newyorker.com/magazine/2019/… via The New Yorker Essential reading for this and every Thanksgiving morning

My dream life? I’m paid hundreds of thousands of dollars (not millions. So i stay humble <3) to do crosswords for 4 hours each day and I am a world renowned purveyor of rare delicious fruits. I have one of every animal

Why did humans stop making constellations? What's stopping us from pointing at a pattern of stars and going "that's Cher."

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

I’ll be like “there’s too much going on” and it’ll just be two people texting me at the same time

Liza Minnelli has outlived Henry Kissinger. The former Secretary of State was 100 yrs old and lived much longer than many people had hoped.

Out: girlbossing In: girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

hire professional voice actors for the national dog show and let them decide how each dog would sound as a person. air it live.