1) No they don’t. 2) No they don’t. 3) Yes they can. 4) No, they reduce SIDS by 50%. 5) No they don’t. 6) No they fucking don’t. 7) No they don’t except for fleetingly rare anaphylaxis. 8) No they don’t. 9) No they don’t. Vaccines cause adults.

When med school calls asking for alumni donation I tell them to call back in 50-60 years when I'm done with loan repayment. Then I start sobbing for an uncomfortable amount of time. That keeps them from calling back for at least 3-4 years. #FOAMed #meded #TipsForNewAttendings

Here, Gary. Fixed it for you. #womeninmedicine #FOAMed #meded

ACEP Council does 22 push ups to represent the 22 vets that commit suicide every day. #ACEP18

Doc: Can we get you flu shots today? Mom: No, we don't do that. Doc: Do what? *internally* Believe in science? Trust your doctor? Give a shit about babies, elderly, & people with cancer in your community? Mom: Oh, you know, vaccines. Doc: 😟🤢🤮🤬😭 #FOAMed #meded #fluvax

October is #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth, which offers an important reminder to check with your physician about preventive care. In a special tribute, PCOM is lighting up the night. #ThinkPink

Not the dreaded Fibia fracture!!! 😫 No one has ever had a full recovery from a Fibia fracture in recorded history!

With his fourth straight Pro Bowl honor, fletcher cox is adding to his #Eagles legacy. 📰: bit.ly/2QFAjYP #FlyEaglesFly

Andreea from Triple A swears in our new fourth grade Barley Sheaf Safety Patrols! #BarleySheafers #FRSD

Helping Daddy teach nursing students. #takeyourchildtoworkday

BREAKING: Life begins at ejaculation so anyone releasing all those lives into the toilet and carelessly flushing them away will be subject to 99 years in prison. Per little swimmer. Per offense.

Ready for field day.... Go red!! Barley Sheaf

Appointment: 9 AM Patient arrives: 9:07 10 min to register 12 min to room Doctor sees patient: 9:34 AM Runs behind entire day Patient satisfaction surveys: Doctor inconsiderate of our time, kept us waiting too long. 2/5 stars. #realnews #FOAMed

Empowering seniors, caregivers, and the community. Our InnovAge Pennsylvania LIFE Pennypack center partnered with the PDA (Philadelphia Department of Aging) and LeadingAge PA to host a Master Plan for Older Adults Listening Session. For more info: birdeye.cx/g9376z

Such an awesome experience - supporting seniors - with our many community partners! Our InnovAge team in Philadelphia had a blast at the Healthy Aging Festival. It's a pleasure supporting seniors and sharing our benefits and services - together!

Honors for InnovAge Pennsylvania LIFE's State Medical Director Dr. Rachel Liebman - featured in Metro Philadelphia's 2024 Power Women! "Be your authentic self. Lead by example and know your worth," she tells the next generation of women leaders. Congrats! birdeye.cx/ad2tgi

To the woman reading Detox Diet book: Know what else is all natural, organic, & detoxes? Your liver. And your kidneys. And your colon. #yourewelcome #TheMoreYouKnow #FOAMed

Shout out to all the women in medicine on this #InternationalWomensDay. Don't fret, men, there are still 364 days/year just for you. #FOAMed #meded

I will not check Epic on vacation. I will not check Epic on vacation. I will not check Epic on vacation. Fine, just a peek. *opens Pandora's box* #2kmilesofcray