i cannot recommend enough not doing what i do

how my every line in my biopic will be written

idk if i want to be in love with someone so much as i want to be someone’s 500 days of summer

when 3 women are friends that’s called a boygenius. when 3 women are sisters that’s a haim

above all, i’m embarrassed

wow!! so cool that i get to spend my one wild & precious life building an employable skill set !!!