me thinking about how to get rich without working:

17 years ago today my life began

me in my room thinking about how to get money without working

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

me when i wake up:

Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale! Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning Carrie: big is moving to paris

me at work

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

me at the eras tour realising taylor swift is real

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

Bring your boyfriend to work days

Me when I hear the first beat of Taylor song in public x.com/paulludwig/sta…

Smallest Man by Dave Portnoy/Josh Richards (Zach Bryan Diss)

[automatic email reply] Hi, I'm in the office but am in holiday mode until January 3rd. Please don't expect anything from me during this period.

the original friendsgiving

me and my basic white girl music taste against the world

THRILLED to announce i did an Ironman this weekend! (attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days)

accidentally became important at work

rep forever guilt free listening!