"If Company Slogans Were Honest, They Would Be Like This" - I laughed out loud to almost all of these. humoriscontagious.com/if-company-slo…

"How 5 quotes from 'Almost Famous' apply to PR" - Such a good movie, who knew it had such practical applications?prdaily.com/Main/Articles/…

9 Things Rich People Do Differently Every Day entrepreneur.com/article/235228

A Tinder for pet adoption exists?! go.brit.co/1qX8fwU

#22 is the best, but where's the portable DVD player? "22 Pictures That Prove We’re Living In The Damn Future" buzzfeed.com/daves4/future-…

"There’s a difference between people who make millions and people who have millions." levo.im/1siU1mn

The real question today was "to cookie or not to cookie" ... I cookied. #noregrets

Mom quote: "There are 79 beers on tap! We better get started."

Sorry l.l. cool j, but the funniest joke tonight was Madonna's dancing. #GRAMMYs

Just spent $7 on a fancy cup of black coffee and it was delicious. #noregrets I'll be coming back. Portola Coffee

It’s going to be a long night, Cumberbatch. pic.x.com/dI4KdgOPkn

You know you're an adult when you're really happy about how clean you just made your kitchen sink. #whatislife

I love the smell of corn tortillas. Probably b/c they remind me of Mexican food restaurants and I'm always happy at Mexican food restaurants

Floral Epiphany society6.com/r/lxCo

PDX Carpet Tribute - Portland society6.com/r/U58O

I've resisted two major temptations today. 1. Looking up who won #thebachelor 2. #Pizza

Do people realize it's not St. Patrick's day? It's just Saturday crazy people.

California Golden Ale by Rachael Morokoff on Dribbble drbl.in/oXAo

Never let desperation override passion as your motivating force bit.ly/1JMFl9P Peter Economy

If I had $5,000 I'd get a lot of pizza! 🤑🍕🍕🍕 #GetItAll Postmates